One day, a man comes home early from work and sees his wife lying on the bed, breathing heavily.
“What are you doing?” the man asks.
“Um,” she hesitates in response. “I… um… I believe I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” says the naive husband, “hurry, I’ll call for medical help!” He goes downstairs, grabs the phone, and starts calling 911 when his son Johnny comes in, crying a lot. “What’s wrong, son?” the father inquires.
“Uncle James is in the wardrobe without any clothes, Dad,” says his crying young child. Angry, the man quickly goes back.
Upstairs, he quickly opens the closet and sees his brother inside completely naked, just like his son had described.
“The man yells, ‘You jerk, Jim!'” “My wife is having a heart attack over there, and you’re running around without clothes scaring Johnny!”
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